Okay, so here’s the part where I tell you what a fantastic photographer I am, how I bend the very laws of physics and nature to fulfill my clients needs, and why you should immediately hire me for that massive job that just crossed your desk!
Oh, and I guess I’m supposed to mention my 30 years of experience shooting for big-name clients like Kraft, Foodland Ontario and Lipton’s. Not to mention the awards! Graphis, Communication Arts, Applied Arts, the Art Directors Club and all that.
But nope, I just can’t do it. I guess I’ll just have to rely on your ability to recognize talent when you see it. So here it is.
Can’t wait to hear from you.